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The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Space travel

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."