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"First one to eleven."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

You are everywhere.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'He seems nice.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Budget Astronomy

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

The Light Hotel

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

Snow Moon

"What luck!"

Covid Star

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon