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". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

High-gravity baseball

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Space travel

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"