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Emergency Route Down.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Newton's vacation

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

High Jump

The One That Newton Missed

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Foreclosed

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Newton discovers surrealism

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Business men line up at the police station

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Election

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

'I have to go, Maureen...I think the world's stopped rotating...'

"Climate change is bad enough. Now gravity?"