Gravitational Challenger T-Shirts

"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

AI

High Jump

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

A boy boasting of his strength

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

Boxer with glasses.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

"I hate playing with pros!"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

Anti-gravity protest .

Emergency Route Down.

Ant Girl

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"

"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'