Generational Challenger T-Shirts

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

AI

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

*Sigh*

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

In the Year 2525

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'Prove it.'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

Happy Durersgiving

Grandma

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

As you know by now know, we received dozens of replies to our request for suggestions to rename Rudy Park's generation. Today, we announce the third-place runners-up. That selection goes to a handful of readers who deemed Rudy's peer group Generation E for entitlement or entitled. Thoughts? I thought he E referred to easy to saddle with the deficit, you cheapskate curmudgeons! What do you think of that?! Solid retort. But we though enough to give it third place. Tomorrow: Our runners-up are anno

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

Whatever in the Sixties?