Generational Joker T-Shirts

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Bubbie Selfies

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Greatest Band?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'Yes, it's true, my grandpa is only a year older than me...'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"