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"Was everyone so uptight in the olden days, Gramps?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

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Prisoner still life painting.

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"Make a bet - in a few years, your little boy will be the class clown."

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

'Yes, it's true, my grandpa is only a year older than me...'

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

"Do I come here often?"

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

"Egads! It's a terrorist cell!"

Evolution

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

'Really? He has his father's nose?... Is his father Cyrano De Bergerac?'

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

"Boomerlennial."

A drug manufacturer announced their scientists have discovered the profit gene.

A new game show called Paid Off will relieve a contestants student loan debt - if they win.

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'

"And these are my ancestors, Sir Cecil the Chicken-Hearted and Sir Stanley the Stinky...we don't talk about them a lot!"

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'I'll call you back when I've pulled over.'

"I think I can speak for an entire generation when I say I'm either in my thirties or in my forties."

"My problem was a recessive gene for honesty, and a dominant gene for robbery."