Gravitational Challenger Mugs

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

AI

High Jump

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

A boy boasting of his strength

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

Boxer with glasses.

"I hate playing with pros!"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"

Ant Girl

Emergency Route Down.

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well I haven't had a change to review all you readings in depth, but if I were to be forced to make an education guess I'd day that your knackered.'