Aquatic Challenger Mugs

A boy boasting of his strength

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Lazy Octopus

Tension filled the tent.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Distracting the fish.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'