Tide Challenger Mugs

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lawnmower

'The grudge match.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Spring cleaning.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

Careers Advice

A boy boasting of his strength

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."