Aquatic Challenger Pillows

A boy boasting of his strength

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Tension filled the tent.

Lazy Octopus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'