Cosmic Contenders Gifts

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"How may I be of service?"

Space travel

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Britain's first official astronaut.

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'