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'I can't see you either...'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Multisports

A boy with a football

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"She's always been a quick learner."

Contest to enter the University

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Prove it.'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"The kid's a natural."

Competitions.

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

"I am standing up straight."

White Cliffs of Dover

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

'Really, I'm fine. Just taking some time off from a busy law practice to work on my people skills.'

Gym Kids

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Golf Fib

"I can't believe I didn't make the football team!"

'Does it mean I can move into student digs ?'

'Without surgery, you'll just have to accept jowls and a turkey neck as part of the aging process, Narcissus.'