Celestial Jogger Mugs

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Newton's cradle

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'Recalculating!'

Give Way To Cyclists

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

Angel Golf

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Obscure Constellations

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Church Steeple Rocket

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

"But where are we supposed to go on holiday?"

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."