Celestial Performer Mugs

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

An amplified harp

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Double bass in space

God creating the galaxy.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

Roy, orbiting.

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

Moon crooner

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Oberserving asteroids.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Employees Only Door in Heaven.

No Air Guitar

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'