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"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Bowl-A-Rama

High-gravity baseball

Cricket Accidents.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

No Air Guitar

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Cricket.

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.