Enigmatic Bowler T-Shirts

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Extreme Bowling.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'What are YOU doing here?'

"Throw it before it's too late."

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Cricket.

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"HDTV?"

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'yes, they are strange beings. We can only hope that their intentions are... Lebowski! Put that thing away!'

Bowl-A-Rama

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"Move to strike, your honor."

Francis Drake

Bowling with chess pieces.

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

"Well, hello! What are the odds?"

"Good eye!"