Enigmatic Bowler Pillows

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Extreme Bowling.

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'What are YOU doing here?'

Cricket.

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

"Throw it before it's too late."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

'yes, they are strange beings. We can only hope that their intentions are... Lebowski! Put that thing away!'

"HDTV?"

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

Bowl-A-Rama

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"Move to strike, your honor."

Francis Drake

Bowling with chess pieces.

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

"This even more fun when you invent beer!"