Literary Bowler T-Shirts

'To bowl, perchance to dream....'

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Jimmy Anderson

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'