Cosmic Chuckler Gifts

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens...'

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Various Birds of Pray.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

Keyboard in Heaven

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis