Cosmic Chuckler Prints

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens...'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Bless you!'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet