Solar Chuckler Gifts

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Keyboard in Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'