Ocean Chucklers Gifts

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

Fishing from the Pier

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'They come down here to smoke.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"It's Billy Graham ... he doesn't want to stop preaching!"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"