Ocean Chucklers Mugs

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

Fishing from the Pier

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"