Nature Chucklers Mugs

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

Timber!

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

"I keep getting into a flap."

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

Ha! Take that, all you doomsayers! Where's my sunscreen? We find hope in the littlest moments.

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'