Wildlife Chuckler Mugs

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

The polar bear's vending machine.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'