Nature Giggler Mugs

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"What are you in for?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Balding gnomes

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Cavemen Exhibit

'Where are you going?'

2pm meet your Creator

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'