Nature Giggler Prints

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Balding gnomes

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

Swinging through the jungle.