Forest Giggler Prints

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

The Busy Gardener

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Yard Sale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Get on with it!

Beginning Yarder.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Balding gnomes

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'