Garden Giggler Mugs

Corn and Bunion plants.

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

Mixed Ability Brown, Landscape Gardener

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Dog buries bone.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Of course they're weeds.What do you expect at these prices?..Roses?"

Sun-Flower/Butter-Cup.

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Lawn service conspiracy.

The Busy Gardener

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Gardening for Beginners

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Growing Pyramid.

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Dingle Berries - U Pick.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Be sure to get the whole root.'

"Don't overfeed it!"

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'Can't you escape or something - The grass needs cutting?'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

"You still trying to grow those mashed potatoes?"