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Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

Timber!

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'