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Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Bird Bath.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Saving for Retirement.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

The natural selection process in golf.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Fake."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

Walrus Grooming.

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"Who died?"

"What do you mean MOO?"

You'll never believe what that house is for.

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

Going Hunting.

I'm a clam, he's a lark, you're in slop. The joy here should be palpable.