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Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Bird Bath.

Saving for Retirement.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

The natural selection process in golf.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Fake."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

"Who died?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

Walrus Grooming.

"What do you mean MOO?"

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Going Hunting.

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."