Celestial Chucklers Mugs

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Various Birds of Pray.

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.