Divine Chucklers Mugs

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Lesbians for Christ

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

The Last Supper in a restaurant.

"Let go and let Gary."

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."