Divine Giggler Mugs

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Whoops!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'