Catholic Giggler Mugs

"The Pope said nope!"

Clown God

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"The cookies are always stale."

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Speaking words of wisdom, letter B

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Confessional bathroom

'Whoops!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'