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"The Pope said nope!"

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Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"The cookies are always stale."

I am one with stupid.

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Whoops!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.