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Can Jesus come out and pray?

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Clown God

Get on with it!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Fancy a pint?

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Whoops!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."