Sacred Giggler Prints

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Clown God

Get on with it!

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I am one with stupid.

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Whoops!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Lettuce pray!'

Confession Ratings.

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.