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Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

I am one with stupid.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Black Hole Corks

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Whoops!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.