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"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Various Birds of Pray.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

"It's Billy Graham ... he doesn't want to stop preaching!"

"Still fat."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.