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God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Good game."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"OMG, LOL!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Various Birds of Pray.

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

New Years Reolutions

The Dark Side of the Moon.