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God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Good game."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"OMG, LOL!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

New Years Reolutions

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"