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'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Fancy a swift half?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

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'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

'Bless you!'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Desert Crawler

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"