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'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Fancy a swift half?'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'They come down here to smoke.'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Bless you!'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Yoga - moooooooo.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

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