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"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Fancy a swift half?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Keyboard in Heaven

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'Bless you!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

What your acoustic guitar says about you

Merry Christmas

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."