Senior Chuckler Gifts

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Various Birds of Pray.

Old man has a walking stick case.

'Did someone say something?'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"This is Norman - eighty-seven and never a mid-life crisis in his life."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

Yoga - moooooooo.

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

"I recently went wireless."

'Curses on historical perspective.'

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

'Er...have I just been or am I just going?'

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'