Senior Chuckler Pillows

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Various Birds of Pray.

'Did someone say something?'

Old man has a walking stick case.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"This is Norman - eighty-seven and never a mid-life crisis in his life."

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'Curses on historical perspective.'

'Er...have I just been or am I just going?'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'I gave at the office.'