Arty Chuckler Pillows

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

'Bless you!'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'If you insist on laughing please use the humour section.'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'